December 2011
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<STUPID RANT> IF I SEE ONE MORE PERSON POST THAT VIDEO OF ZOOEY DESCHANEL AND JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT SINGING ABOUT NEW YEARS, I’M GOING TO HURL.  IF I WANTED TO HEAR MEDIOCRE MUSICIANS SING AND PLAY POORLY, I COULD JUST TROLL YOUTUBE FOR ANY OF THE MILLIONS OF NON FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO POST THEIR SHIT EVERY SINGLE DAY.  “BUT THEY’RE SO QUIRKY!”  SHUT UP.  SHUT UP.  THEY...
Dec 30th
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Not that this is really news or anything.
I took a break from tumblr for a few days, but I’m at the airport now and I was bored so I looked and I’m still here and I did not die and maybe, just maybe, things will be fine when I get back to the city. Merry Christmas, y’all!
Dec 25th
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When you’re at a Yule Ball, it’s likely that you’ll learn things about nerd culture. This is to say that there are bands called “Harry and the Potters” and “Draco and the Malfoys” and they write songs about Christmas at Hogwarts and living in a cupboard. I guess it’s nice to know that there are people who love Harry Potter as much as you do, but also...
Dec 18th
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You know that thing...
…where you see a show and afterwards you talk about how all of the wigs were pretty good EXCEPT for that one that was GODAWFUL and HIDEOUS and I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY LET HER ON STAGE WITH THAT HAIR and SHE LOOKED LIKE ANNIE and then you go to her website and see that, in fact, that was her real hair? Me too.
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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A 2008 study of risky eating behaviors among... →
I am the 53%, guys.
Dec 13th
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Gay Penguin Gets a Girlfriend →
Buddy is the Anne Heche of penguins.
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If you watch the Love Actually DVD menu long enough, you basically end up sobbing on your bedroom floor.
Dec 6th
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“I think I am going to throw away my I Love New York carrying bag now that queers can get married there.” -Janice Daniels, The MAYOR of Troy, MI on FACEBOOK I’ve spent so much time in Troy, MI, and it’s deeply saddening to me that that city would elect this woman as its mayor.  The freaking mall is in Troy!  Does she realize how many gay dudes it takes to make one mall happen!? ...
Dec 5th
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New Tumblr Idea
Things that were better before Justin Bieber was a thing.  It would be called “Better Before Bieber” (duh).  The first thing would obviously be Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You” and I think the second would be Usher and the third would be the world and then I’m out of ideas.
Dec 1st
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